Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Hilarity of Language Matters

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has been accepted a five year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing public enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also,al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the language is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze
unesesary "0" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud, of kors, be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Jeng Jeng Jewngggggg Jimbettttt~~

1. Do you like cheese?
* does cheezel counts?

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?

3. Do you own a gun?
Nope...wish to have one

4. Your favorite song?
Daybreak's Bell

5 . Do you get nervous before doctor
appointmen ts?
* only when its involves blood

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
* food?

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

8 . What do you prefer to drink in the
* plain water

9. Can you do push ups?
* yes

10 . Do you believe in ghosts?
* i live with em for 20 years

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
* i dunno...

12. Favorite hobby?
* tenet...and play

13. What is your secret weapon to lure
in the opposite sex?
* nothing...

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
* erkkkkkk

15. What is one thing you hate about
* me!!

16. Last Name:
* i dun have last name

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
* hny,hny, and hny

18 . Name the last 3 things you have
* comics, basic food stuff..and yeah,new samsung D900i HP

19 . Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
* limau ais, water and apple juice

20. Current worry right now?
* hny

21 . Current hate?

22 . Favorite place to be?
* with my love one...everyplace is a favorite place

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
* berjimbaaaaaaa~~~~~

24 . Where would you like to go?
* away from here

25. Who will repost this?
* ntah...

26. Do you own slippers?
* erkkk

27. What shirt are you wearing?
* plain grey shirt

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
* uhhhhhh.....i can sleep anywhere

29. Can you whistle?
* yes

30. Favorite color?
* blue

31. Would you be a pirate?
* yeah...join Pirate Wanted~~ and u'll get fancy pirate cards....hahaha

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
* i don't sing while showering

33. Favorite girls name(s)?
* hehehe

34. Favorite boy's name?
* hehehe gak

35 . What's in your pocket right now?
* none

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
* dunno

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
* digimon?

38 . Worst injury you've ever had?
* don't have one

39. Do you love where you live?
* yup

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
* 4, 1 in kitchen,1 in room, 1 at living room & 1 upstairs

41. Who is your loudest friend?
*loud? amir rotu...hahaha sori bro

42. Who is your most silent friend?
* silent? all of em is loud when u know emm..haha

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
* maybe~~

4 4. Do you wish on shooting stars?
* i wish too

45. What is your favorite book?
* any artwork from Nobuhiro Watsuki, Mashima Hiro

4 6 . What is your favorite candy?
* all~~~~~~

47. Favorite Sports Team?
* errr...Deimon Devil Bats?

<>48 . What perfume do you wear? *
hahaha dun have

49. What were you doing 12 AM last
*chatting with gf

50. What was the first thing you thought
of when you woke up? * oh mann work againnn
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